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Chuck for Huck

Posted by bremblebeck on November 21, 2007

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How great.

For the eight of you that don’t know the Chuck Norris facts meme, here’re a few of my favorites –

  • Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s. Then he ate breakfast.
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
  • On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

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Here’s the book.

-j

P.S.
Here’s a site featuring Ron Paul facts, which probably had something to do with the Chuck for Huck campaign thang.

6 Responses to “Chuck for Huck”

  1. a.c.t. said

    chuck norris doesn’t make typos. he just creates new words.

  2. I willed this comment into existence.

    Powerfully,
    Chuck

  3. Adam said

    Deep-ish economist article about Mike Huckabee:

    http://www.economist.com/world/na/displaystory.cfm?story_id=10179986

    The anchor html instruction on this page isn’t quite right…

  4. Thanks
    -j

    P.S.
    Hope you’re feeling better!

  5. Clinton Jewioni said

    WTF is wrong with Chuck Norris? Maybe u’s like Ophrah!

  6. Er…

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