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Chuck for Huck

Posted by bremblebeck on November 21, 2007

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How great.

For the eight of you that don’t know the Chuck Norris facts meme, here’re a few of my favorites –

  • Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s. Then he ate breakfast.
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
  • On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Here’s the book.


Here’s a site featuring Ron Paul facts, which probably had something to do with the Chuck for Huck campaign thang.

6 Responses to “Chuck for Huck”

  1. a.c.t. said

    chuck norris doesn’t make typos. he just creates new words.

  2. I willed this comment into existence.


  3. Adam said

    Deep-ish economist article about Mike Huckabee:

    The anchor html instruction on this page isn’t quite right…

  4. Thanks

    Hope you’re feeling better!

  5. Clinton Jewioni said

    WTF is wrong with Chuck Norris? Maybe u’s like Ophrah!

  6. Er…

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