Chuck for Huck

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How great.

For the eight of you that don’t know the Chuck Norris facts meme, here’re a few of my favorites -

• Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried. Ever.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s. Then he ate breakfast.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
• Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
• On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Here’s the book.

-j

P.S.
Here’s a site featuring Ron Paul facts, which probably had something to do with the Chuck for Huck campaign thang.